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Total Medals Earned: 1,377 (From 187 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 29,720 Points

Deep Sleep

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Out Of The Depths 10 Points

Game completed

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Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

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Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 17/19 (370/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Flawless Failure 5 Points

Get three straight questions wrong.

BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points

Get three strikes with $4,900.

Bomb Squad 10 Points

Survive 10 bomb rounds.

Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points

Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.

Octochamp 10 Points

Get eight questions in a row correct.

Trump Card 10 Points

Finish game with more than $20,000.

Extra Innings 25 Points

Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.

Flawless Victory 25 Points

Win the game without any strikes

Marathon Grill 25 Points

Answer 25 questions in a row correct.

One-Hit Kill 25 Points

Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.

Bonus Buster 50 Points

Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.

Fallout Shelter 50 Points

Survive a five-question bomb.

The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points

No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 27/44 (245/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Enough Plumbers

Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/185 points)

King Krusher 50 Points

Finished the game!

Easy Way Out 10 Points

Finish level 19 the easy? way!

Pacifist 25 Points

Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!

Survivalist 100 Points

Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.

Enough Plumbers 2

Medals Earned: 3/8 (60/460 points)

Safety In Plumbers 10 Points

Unlock tier 2 levels.

Sorry, Wrong Plumber 25 Points

Unlock tier 3 levels.

Your Plumber Is Up 25 Points

Complete all levels in tier 1.

Looking Out For Plumber One 50 Points

Complete all levels in tier 2.

Public Enemy Plumber One 50 Points

Unlock tier 4 levels.

Nice Round Plumber 100 Points

Complete all levels in tier 3.

Your Days Are Plumbered 100 Points

Complete all levels in tier 4.

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Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 16/18 (260/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

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Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 9/20 (145/495 points)

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.